gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

ricecrispydick:

theselener:

when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about

Ugh like when the lead singer of that stupid deathmetal band who lived in my apartment tried to talk about singing and vocal mechanism with me. Holy shit I was so mad.

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

freewhenthesunshinesonme:

castielofasgard:

i love this site

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.